A Filipino is having his American breakfast of toasted bread, butter & jam, when an American man, chewing a gum, sits down next to him. The Filipino ignores the American who, nevertheless, starts a conversation.

American: “You Filipinos eat the whole bread??”

Filipino: (in a bad mood): “Of course.”

American:(after blowing a huge bubble) “We don’t. In the USA, we only eat what’s inside. The crusts are being collected in a container, recycle it, transform them into croissants and sell them to the Philippines.” The Filipino listens in silence.

American: “Do you eat jelly with the bread??”

Filipino: “Of course.”

American:”We don’t. In the USA we eat fresh fruit for breakfast, then we put all the peels, seeds, and leftovers in containers, recycle them, transform them into jam and sell the jam to the Philippines.”

The Filipino asked: “Do you have sex in America?”

American: “Why of course we do.”

Filipino: “And what do you do with the condoms once you’ve used them?”

American: “We throw them away, of course”

Filipino: “We don’t. In Philippines, we put them in a container, recycle them, melt them down into chewing gum and sell them to America.”

The American’s chewing gum falls to the floor without his knowing….

EEEW…. this is not real, just for fun that I made =D
I didnt know there’s almost the same joke… =S